Furry Friend Benefactor Pillows

Collecting for our canine friends...

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Next!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You've already been for a walk."