Furry Friend Advocate Gifts

'Remember me?'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog wants a walk.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Is he too fat?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Next!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'The word bath is mentioned.'