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The Cat Lady

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Family with pets.

'Remember me?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.