Furry Family Advocate Gifts

Man sees couch full of dog, sign says 'No Vacancy'.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

Foster failure

Dogs

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"He wants a second opinion."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Adopt me."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"He's a real dog person."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"What?"