Furry Family Inclusionist Gifts

"Well, Mr. Bunny and the babies are part of the family too."

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs

'Remember me?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"He wants a second opinion."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Descartes' dog.

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"He's a real dog person."

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

Father and son

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

The Cat Lady

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."