Furry Family Inclusionist Pillows

"Well, Mr. Bunny and the babies are part of the family too."

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

Dogs

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"He wants a second opinion."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Descartes' dog.

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"He's a real dog person."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

Father and son

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

The Cat Lady