Fur Family Advocate Gifts

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Foster failure"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Remember me?'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

When is he coming home buddy?

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."