Fur Family Advocate Pillows

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Foster failure"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Babies vs. Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Remember me?'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"He's sending an instant message."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'