Fur Family Supporter Pillows

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"Foster failure"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Babies vs. Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"A little help, please."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

"He's sending an instant message."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'