Fur Family Fanatic Pillows

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Fur Baby

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'