Fur Family Fanatic Prints

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Babies vs. Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"A little help, please."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fur Baby

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

When is he coming home buddy?

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."