Fur Family Aficionado Pillows

"Foster failure"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Baskerville Tabby.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

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