Fur Friend Fanatic Pillows

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Tough Guy

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A woman greets her dog

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"A little help, please."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Oh stop it!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Family with pets.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Bird Torture.

"Be kind"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."