Fur Friend Fan Pillows

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"A little help, please."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'