Fur-bulous Friend Fan Pillows

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"A little help, please."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."