Fur Friend Fan Mugs

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Boy and his dog

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."