Fur Friend Fanatic Gifts

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Tough Guy

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A woman greets her dog

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"A little help, please."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Oh stop it!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Super pets.