Fur-faced Friend Fanatic Gifts

Super pets.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bird Torture.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Family with pets.

"A little help, please."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"