Fur-faced Friend Fanatic Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Bird Torture.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."