Fur-ever Friend Fanatic Gifts

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"A little help, please."

Family with pets.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Bird Torture.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Be kind"

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'