Family Advocate Gifts

'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'

'Oh yeah, well my big brother's not scared of you!'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

"Don't jump! Just think what it'll do to your wife and kids, not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!"

Family Separation in the United States.

"Sickness levels are through the roof, we need to do something..."

'Of course I'm unhappy at being pencilled in for 12.30 next thursday - I'm your wife, dammmit!'

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

'We've decided to go with your idea of putting deadbeat dads on milk cartons.'

'It's ok now, but the adoption process is so slow, reviews, reports, form filling, it's a nightmare!'

New code of Cuban families

New Family Code in Cuba

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

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"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"How is it gendered?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"You can always count on me."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."