Family Advocate Mugs

'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'

'Oh yeah, well my big brother's not scared of you!'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

For the Children

"Don't jump! Just think what it'll do to your wife and kids, not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!"

Family Separation in the United States.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Sickness levels are through the roof, we need to do something..."

'Of course I'm unhappy at being pencilled in for 12.30 next thursday - I'm your wife, dammmit!'

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

'We've decided to go with your idea of putting deadbeat dads on milk cartons.'

'It's ok now, but the adoption process is so slow, reviews, reports, form filling, it's a nightmare!'

New code of Cuban families

New Family Code in Cuba

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"How is it gendered?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"You can always count on me."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."