Family Support Advocate Mugs

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"How is it gendered?"

"You can always count on me."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Warring parents

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'It's good to talk.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

Solidarity with the family

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."