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'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

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"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"How is it gendered?"

"You can always count on me."

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Warring parents

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'It's good to talk.'

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'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

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'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Solidarity with the family

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."