Family Life Advocate Pillows

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Hello, I just want to say whatever Jack did I'm very sorry..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

celebrating a birth.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How is it gendered?"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Junior's Towel

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"You must be brave now, Randolph! You. . . You. . . You are adopted!"

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"Hey, don't forget man's best friend!"

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Oh, please and thank you work okay, but I miss the old days as a baby when a blood-curdling shriek could get immediate service.'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

'Motherly radar, we've know about. Now we suspect motherly in-home surveillance cameras.'