Family Planning Advocate Pillows

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Grounded

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

South Carolina's War on Women

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Lesbians for Christ

'OK...now what?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Pregnancy Test

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'