Family Planning Advocate Pillows

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Grounded

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Lesbians for Christ

'OK...now what?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Pregnancy Test

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'