Family Planning Consultant Pillows

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Safe sex.

A man on the street selling birth control.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'