'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'
Family Planning Counsellor Pillows
Our pillows for family planning counsellors bring comfort and a bit of humor to their workspace or home. Add a cozy, thoughtful touch that celebrates their important work.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."
"Were we expecting a baby?"
Grounded
"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"
Common Core Family Therapy
New arrival
"We balanced our budget this month!"
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
The Tunnel Of Love
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'
'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.
'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'
Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.
"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."
"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
Preventive medicine.
Family Planning Counsellor Pillows Collection
Family Planning Counsellor Mugs
Looking for more fun and thoughtful mugs for family planning counsellors? Discover our collection that celebrates their compassionate work with humor and heart.
Family Planning Counsellor Prints
Find inspiring prints perfect for celebrating family planning counsellors—decorate their workspace with words of encouragement and humor.
Family Planning Counsellor T-Shirts
Want to wear your appreciation? Check out our t-shirts designed for family planning counsellors—witty, warm, and perfect for showing support.