Family Planning Fan Pillows

Fertility Clinic, "Fancy some casual sextuplets?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

"We balanced our budget this month!"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'