Family Planning Fan Gifts

Fertility Clinic, "Fancy some casual sextuplets?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'OK...now what?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

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