Family Planning Gifts

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

'On the contrary, I think this is the BEST time to talk about life insurance.'

Natural Birth Control.

'I'm just working out the best time to take paternity leave.'

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

Safe sex.

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

'I've made our family emergency disaster plan. In the event your family visits, I evacuate!'

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

"We'd like the child to arrive in December so taking into account my wifes' ovulation patterns and our opportunities for intercourse we'd like her first check-up booked for next June"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

"Quentin - I'm having a baby." "I'm just having a buttered roll."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Baby gift

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

'They're not reliable.'

Preventive medicine.

Children.

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

'Fifty per cent of all marriages fail, Nicole...before you get too serious you have to ask yourself...is this the man I want my children to spend weekends with?'

"Pregnant again? I thought we were supposed to be wise!!"

'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"This is boring. Let's have children."

"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."