Family Support Hero Pillows

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Caw blimey!'

Miracle Mom #5,293

The household cavalry

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Warring parents

Dad's home

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

Child and nurse in children's hospital

Woman tangled up ironing

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Sweet Jailbreak

balanced life

Wonder Woman!

'You missed a spot.'