Family-first Hero Pillows

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Acclaimed mother.

Miracle Mom #5,293

Planting veggies

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

JAMES BONDING

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Dad's home

"It's different when they're your own."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Doug and I have agreed to stay together until the children and his hedge fund are grown.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."