Parental Hero Pillows

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Acclaimed mother.

'Caw blimey!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Miracle Mom #5,293

The household cavalry

JAMES BONDING

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Mother will catch you!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I mean, he does have a point."

Dad's home

"It's different when they're your own."

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'