Parental Support Heroes Pillows

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I miss the Augean stables."

Acclaimed mother.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

JAMES BONDING

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

Muscular Dad

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

Still having problems finding day care?'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"So, what's your daughter's credit score?"