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'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Acclaimed mother.

JAMES BONDING

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

"We moved here for the schools."

Pandemic-parenting

Muscular Dad

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

Professional Parents