Parental Support Hero Gifts

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Acclaimed mother.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

JAMES BONDING

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

Muscular Dad

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"We moved here for the schools."

Pandemic-parenting

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard