Parenting Hero Gifts

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Home schooling recomended

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Can I take the backhoe home tonight? I need to clean out my son's room.'

"I have two wonderful kids. Three if you count the young offender."

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

"It isn't easy being a mother. If it was, a father would do it."

JAMES BONDING

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

"Tidy. Your. Room."

'Mother will catch you!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

'Remember when I said I had a little one?'

'I told him there's a free prize in the soap.'

Pushchair Mums.

What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Acclaimed mother.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Fathers are Heroes