Parenting Hero Gifts

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Home schooling recomended

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Can I take the backhoe home tonight? I need to clean out my son's room.'

"I have two wonderful kids. Three if you count the young offender."

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

"It isn't easy being a mother. If it was, a father would do it."

JAMES BONDING

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

"Tidy. Your. Room."

'Mother will catch you!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

'Remember when I said I had a little one?'

'I told him there's a free prize in the soap.'

Pushchair Mums.

This has been a test of the emergency bathroom warning system….

What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Home Schooling'

Acclaimed mother.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.