Parental Supporter Pillows

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Snacks for Learners

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Proud Mum.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Parents teacher conference.

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

Gay adoption

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

'There are two concerns I have. your son disturbs the class every day except Friday, and your son always cuts class on Friday.'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

Motherhood Identity Crisis Support Group

"Yeah, my dad is clever and all, but Mum is the real brain of the family..."