Supportive Parent Pillows

Snacks for Learners

'Well at least he's finally taken an interest in something Alex.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Behind Every Stupid Man

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Father nursing his sick child

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Chins up.'

Sweet Jailbreak

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

'Talk about tough days.'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."