Supportive Parents Pillows

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Snacks for Learners

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."