Supportive Parents Pillows

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Snacks for Learners

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"Now, take all the change and everything else out of your pockets and go through again." "Mom!"

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"