Supportive Parent Admirer Pillows

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Snacks for Learners

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

Parental Valentines Day Cards

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'I wanna be a milkman like my dad when I grow up!'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'

'Well at least he's finally taken an interest in something Alex.'

"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"

"So, Beatriz, what do your parents think of your boyfriend?"