Parental Support Appreciator Pillows

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Judge, jury and executioner.

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'

'You flunked math.'