Parental Guidance Appreciator Pillows

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Judge, jury and executioner.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'My mother made me apply.'

Before birds and bees,

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'How many times have I told you to stop playing with that calculator?'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"My Mother was right. She told me when I was eighteen, that if I married him it wouldnt last!"

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

'You'll find the facts of life son, on Sesame Street adn the Late World News.'

Kids watching television, "I've just seen a nipple it must be nine o' clock!"

"-and he says his best friend wants to meet you!"

'You flunked math.'