Parent Supporter Pillows

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Snacks for Learners

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Proud Mum.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Parents teacher conference.

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."