Baby Parent Supporter Pillows

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Proud Mum.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Baby restaurant

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

The Vitruvian mum.

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Solidarity with the family

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

Stork Swinging Baby.

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'