Parenting Heroes Pillows

'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'

'The bath didn't work.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Home Schooling'

Acclaimed mother.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

JAMES BONDING

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Fathers are Heroes

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"It's different when they're your own."

The conversion.

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"