Parenting Heroes Pillows

'You don't realise how big the children are getting until you try to get them to go to bed!'

'The bath didn't work.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Babies vs. Dogs

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Home Schooling'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Acclaimed mother.

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

JAMES BONDING

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fathers are Heroes

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Mother will catch you!'

"It's different when they're your own."

"I mean, he does have a point."

The conversion.

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!