Parental Support Guru Pillows

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

'What's play?'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Is there a vegan option?"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

A Boy and His Mother

Snacks for Learners

Gangs of New York

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Have you drugged your child today?

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'