Parental Guru Pillows

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Early childhood development

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

A Boy and His Mother

Gangs of New York

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

Have you drugged your child today?

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'