Parental Guidance Guru Pillows

'I've tried raising my son with patience, honesty and manners, but he still grew up like his dad.'

C in astrophysics, B- in calculus... what kind of genius are you?

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"We think it's important to meet the parents of our daughter's bad influences."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'What's play?'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

A Boy and His Mother

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

Gangs of New York

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."