Parental Support Guru Prints

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'What's play?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Snacks for Learners

A Boy and His Mother

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Gangs of New York

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"Go ask your search engine."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Have you drugged your child today?

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."